Transvespionage

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Hoover: Damn it 19! You let them get away! Now everyone is going to know about our secret Transvestite Love affair!

19: Calm down, bubbles. I’ve already got a plan to fix this.

Hoover: What are you going to do?

19: Do you remember what happened to the Olsen twins?

Hoover: Yeah…

19: Let’s just say the Olsen twins will seem normal after I’m through with these girls…

(Agent 19 pulls out a gun, showing it off to Hoover. Fade to black.)

(Next scene: Lynn and Dara are in Seattle at the group’s safe house…)

Lynn: That mission sure went to shit quick.

Dara: I just don’t understand. How did they know?

Lynn: That doesn’t matter. Where the hell is Shanna?

Dara: I don’t know. We lost contact with her right before the shit hit the fan.

Lynn: Jesus. Shanna’s missing, Gabriela’s recovering, and we’re hiding like Rihanna from Chris Brown.

Dara: ……

(The two women continue to converse in the small safe house, whilst 19 approaches them from behind…)

Lynn: Dara, where do we go from here?

19 (in a muffled woman’s voice): Nowhere…

Lynn: What? I can barely hear you!

19 (speaking loud and clear now): I said, “You’re going straight to the grave!”

(19 proceeds to shoot Lynn. We cut from Lynn’s death to a small room that now shows both Lynn and Dara’s dead bodies hanging from the walls…)

19: Two down… two to go.

(19 looks at photographs of Gabriela and Shanna).

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